DeClutterPunk
"Where ‘good enough’ is the new perfect. We’re not about Instagram-worthy pantries or color-coded closets. We’re about real-life solutions for real-life messes.
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You Can’t Handle the Truth!
Or a look under my own sink… Let’s get one thing straight: I don’t live in an episode of Hoarders. But if someone had peeked under my kitchen sink last…
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Spring Clean Like a Rebel (Because Conformity Is for Millennials)
That magical time of year when nature reboots, allergies flare up, and your house still looks like the aftermath of a garage sale hosted by raccoons.
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Conquering the Basement Abyss: A GenX Guide to Not Dying Under Piles of Junk
Ah, the basement. The final frontier of forgotten dreams, broken promises, and that exercise bike you turned into a $900 coat rack in 2012. It’s where holiday decorations go to…
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Efficient Winter Gear Sorting: Your Guide to Spring Prep
It’s time to swap out those heavy coats, snow boots, and scarves for lighter jackets, gardening tools, and spring essentials. But before you start hyperventilating at the thought of another…
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8 Reasons Decluttering Fails
Ah, the eternal struggle of decluttering. You spend hours organizing, only to find your space looking like a tornado hit it a week later. Why does this happen?
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Conquer Paper Clutter Before Tax Season!
Tax season is coming. You know it. I know it. And that pile of papers on your desk? Yeah, it knows it too. But before you start hyperventilating into a…
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🎸 Decluttering: Why Your Spouse Thinks Your Vintage Band Tees Are ‘Fire Hazards’
Look, we both know that your collection of vintage band tees is legendary. Every shirt tells a story—whether it’s that epic Metallica show in ’91 or that time you passed…
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Love Your Space: A GenX Guide to Organizing Without the Fluff
Alright, February is here, and while everyone else is busy buying overpriced flowers and pretending they love Valentine’s Day, we’re going to do something that actually makes sense: fall in love…
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New Year, Same Mess? Time to Declutter Like a Pro
Ah, January. The month where we all pretend to be better people for a few weeks before slipping back into our usual chaos. But before you let your resolutions fizzle…
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DeClutterPunk: Where “Good Enough” is the New Perfect
Welcome to DeClutterPunk, the no-BS guide to getting your life in order without losing your mind. Here, we’re not about Instagram-worthy pantries, color-coded closets, or pretending we live in some…
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DeClutterPunk is “Where ‘good enough’ is the new perfect. I’m not about Instagram-worthy pantries or color-coded closets. I write about real-life solutions for real-life messes. I’m a GenXer with 25+ years of industrial process improvement using 5S, Kaizen and Lean processes. I want to bring these concepts home with a little bit of snark.
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